I do not like
screen eggs and spam.
I will not follow you,
Tweeter-I-am.

I do not like you
there or here.
I will not follow you in the
twitosphere.

Your tweets are endless noisy
twutter.
It fills my stream with useless
clutter.
I do not like
screen eggs and spam.
I will not follow you,
Tweeter-I-am.

Your egg may be green, orange, or
blue
You all leave me wondering,
who are you?

Your tweets may be phishing or a
scam.
You might try to turn on
my remote webcam.
I do not like
screen eggs and spam.
I will not follow you,
Tweeter-I-am.

You may be my favorite
twitterati.
Or my my best friend
from Cinncinati.
If you are tweeterboxes with a case of
twitterrhea
I don’t care if your’re my favorite
pizzeria.

Not with a phone.
Not from the throne.
I would not, could not, with a Facebook hack.
I could not, would not, with a PC or Mac.
I do not like
screen eggs and spam.
I will not follow you,
Tweeter-I-am.